The 2004 APA Awards

Courtney Blake and Company are proud to announce the winner of the 2004 Fall Semester Animal People Awards.

Our female contestants did a marvellous job. Lavinia Yeung collected 4th place with 3 votes, Amanda Bosma was right ahead with 5 votes, scoring her a 3rd place prize. It seems that our two male contestants did the best, which leads the editors of this establishment to conclude that men ressemble animals more closely than females do. Michael Luepke grabbed 2nd place with 6 votes, while David Bankes stole first with 13 votes.

However prizes will not be awarded at this time, for the judges are investigating charges against David Charles Bankes. It is believed that this contestant may have used propaganda to support and promote his name at the polls, leading the judges to question his integrity and worthiness of this award.

If in the end, after our investigation, he proves himself blameless, then the editors will send out a sympathy card. For if that many people really do compare you to a frog...

HAPPY 2005!!!!

We will bring you the Awards in another short five months. (provided the editors don't die in biology 295z...)