What we really talk about....

Ever wondered what girls talk about? Here's a sample....


let's go buy our awesome penthouse in Chicago!
and some great shoes
sounds awesome
and teach and help little kids
and casually date the entire Chicago Bear's offensive line
and go to football games on Saturdays
yup
every last one of them
even the nasty fat guys
sit with the Bulls basketball teamevery game
let's date all of them too
Pick up guys at designer stores and celeb parties.
yup
eat foreign chocolate and travel every summer to Europe and exotic places.
get our names on lists to cocktail parties and mingle comfortable with celebrities
Let's buy our own enormous diamonds and get our hair done by John Freida
Donald Trump will leave his wife for us, but we'll turn him down.
and we will do our hair however we please!!!
we'll eat cheesecake every meal of the day and stay fit because we have a personal trainer that meets with us 6 mornings a week
in our penthouse
yup
in our own gym
with the big windows.
We'll learn how to ballroom dance and go to royal balls in England.
Safaris in Africa
splunking in egypt:-)
then we'll meet with the president and help the 1st lady pick out her china pattern.
After which we will write best-selling books that garner enough money for us to go on a cruise instead of a nursing home the rest of our lives
and we'll thrown enormous halloween costume parties!
every single year!
Big buff guys to guard us as we run every morning down town
we'll buy the apartment next ot us and transform it into a shoe closet
we'll invite little girls over for parties, the poor ones who could never have that kind of fun, we'll rent out an amusment park.
and we'll have a boat
And we'll own 100 pairs of black shoes each- and no one will say "But you already have a pair of black shoes"
Let 's have our own private plane
sounds wonderful
and cooks, maids, and a butler- on special occasions.
A large grandpiano made out of glass...
I've seen one.
and harry winston as our close personal friend
and we'll wear his jewlery as an advertisement
for no cost to us
because we're like his family
yup
he'll beg us to take more diamonds and we'll exclaim, "Harry, darling, we just don't have any more room!"
You will look at every big black basketball player who lays the whole of his multimillion contract at your feet if only you will marry him and say, "Hmmm, you're not big enough or black enough to attract my attention." He won't leave. "Go away. I am not interested." He still won't leave, "Have I not made it clear? I don't want you. Why are you still here?" You will then turn oh so swiftly and smoothly and sail out of the room
YES!!!
yup
but i think i'll keep the rings
from every guy that ever proposes because he'll 'love' me so much he'll want me to keep it
I'll have a convertible
i'll drive my big black mercedes
with a pair of 18" chrome rims
maybe bigger
so in 10 years we can look back at how all of our predictions have come true!
as we are deciding which prada bag to take with us to the grammys!
or which diamond tennis bracelet we will accept from the guys that we are dating
Or which car to take from the BMW dealers who are begging us to be a face for their new ad compaign
no, while we decide where to store ALL of the diamond tennis bracelets that we receive from guys we are dating!!!
That will be wonderful
and then, when we're little old ladies, people will still be nice to us because we'll have so much money...
and we'll sit on the balcony of our exclusive seniors cruise sipping champaige and dancing
WE'LL GO ON CRUISES WHILE WE ARE STILL YOUNG AND DANCE ALL NIGHT WITH STRANGERS THAT WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
watch out world!
here we come:-)

Of course that's not all of it. If we left it all in you would think we were more shallow, flippant, and selfish than you already do. This conversation did have plans for an African orphanage, though. It was getting a tad long, so I editted it. Hope you enjoted!!!