Inevitably Courtney
All the things I make fun of people for, I say "that will never happen to me.", or "I'll never do that." Well.... they happen. I think it's the way God designed me.
My life:
1) On the day you look the worst, you will see (and talk to) the guy you like the best.
2) You say you'll never go to that university because you mother, father, uncles, aunts, and grandparents all went there. You go.
3) The week with the biggest test that you know you can pass with flying colors- you get sick. Knock-out, drop down, drag out sick. So sick you question if you have a brain any more. You've ceased to think.
4) You never have health problems. Never. Ever. And you never, ever will..... then you're referred to a specialist by your doctor because he can't figure out what's wrong with you.
5) You study hours for every anatomy test. You get barely A's. The third test you study, but more as a requirment than actually hoping for success. You score the highest you have ever scored.
6) You shake your head at the boy who comes into class late every Tuesday and Thursday in English. Today you arrive after him.
7) Ice cream was your favorite dessert. Now it makes you sick.
8) You want something. Beg for something. Pray for something. And then, when you get it, you realize that you're not really supposed to have it, and it's very bad for you. You pray for it to go away.
9) You dress for cold. It's warm.
10) You have always liked football best.... basketball was rather pointless. Now you like basketball, almost more than football.
11) You always liked geeky nerds. Now you think tall black men are attractive.
12) You'll never change your major. Did.
13) You'll never live in the dorms. Do.
14) Soy milk is gross. You love it.
It's inevitably me. I'm a very oppinionated person, but I think (no, I KNOW) God has a sense of humor.... I want one thing. I end up liking another thing better. I say "YES!" then wish I had said "no." I will NEVER, then I nearly always. It's inevitable.
It's me. :)
My life:
1) On the day you look the worst, you will see (and talk to) the guy you like the best.
2) You say you'll never go to that university because you mother, father, uncles, aunts, and grandparents all went there. You go.
3) The week with the biggest test that you know you can pass with flying colors- you get sick. Knock-out, drop down, drag out sick. So sick you question if you have a brain any more. You've ceased to think.
4) You never have health problems. Never. Ever. And you never, ever will..... then you're referred to a specialist by your doctor because he can't figure out what's wrong with you.
5) You study hours for every anatomy test. You get barely A's. The third test you study, but more as a requirment than actually hoping for success. You score the highest you have ever scored.
6) You shake your head at the boy who comes into class late every Tuesday and Thursday in English. Today you arrive after him.
7) Ice cream was your favorite dessert. Now it makes you sick.
8) You want something. Beg for something. Pray for something. And then, when you get it, you realize that you're not really supposed to have it, and it's very bad for you. You pray for it to go away.
9) You dress for cold. It's warm.
10) You have always liked football best.... basketball was rather pointless. Now you like basketball, almost more than football.
11) You always liked geeky nerds. Now you think tall black men are attractive.
12) You'll never change your major. Did.
13) You'll never live in the dorms. Do.
14) Soy milk is gross. You love it.
It's inevitably me. I'm a very oppinionated person, but I think (no, I KNOW) God has a sense of humor.... I want one thing. I end up liking another thing better. I say "YES!" then wish I had said "no." I will NEVER, then I nearly always. It's inevitable.
It's me. :)
posted by COURTNEY at 1:00 PM
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